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{"fact":"Not every cat gets \\high\\\" from catnip. Whether or not a cat responds to it depends upon a recessive gene: no gene\"","length":115}
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{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}
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{"fact":"A cat called Dusty has the known record for the most kittens. She had more than 420 kittens in her lifetime.","length":108}
{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
{"fact":"Ginger tabby cats can have freckles around their mouths and on their eyelids!","length":77}
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